Dave

Early Life


Dave was born in the working-class community of Blyth Valley in the North East. He was born to Chicoloco Jones, a Latino immigrant, and William 'the Racist' Jones, a working-class miner. He was born in 1957. He attended a public school in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne and went to a Secondary School not too far away from it. He spent a lot of his time admiring his father, William, and a lot of the things he did. His father would quite often come home and moan about some man at the pit being laid off for the sake of a foreigner. This wrapped Dave up into a lot of the beliefs he would later go on to adore.

Young Adulthood
Dave got his first job as a music producer in the 70s. He even became the producer/manager for Black Sabbath and the Rolling Stones for a short period of time. They later fired him after alleged racist incidents.

When Dave got into his 30s, he founded "Dave's National March for Goddamn Liberation!". This one of the groups that would later inspire Tommy Robinson and his peers to form the 'EDL'. Dave went down as one of the world's leading far-right figures. He inspired many political parties to also be formed, such as, the BNP, UKIP, Britain First and many others.

As Dave left the music industry, he decided to go back to his roots, to live a quieter and calmer life. He left the 'DNMGL' and to leave the music industry, selling his houses and cars in the process in favour of living a more down-to-Earth life. He decided to move back into his childhood home and to start taking care of his parents as more and more Muslims began to move into the local neighbourhood.

Later Life
As Dave grew into his 50s, he became more down-to-Earth and a lot more mellowed out. He took a 5 month retreat to a monk monastery in Cambodia, where he learnt peace, tranquility and calmness. However, this would be short-lived as he returned to the UK.

He met his now wife, Shabbatha, during his monastery retreat.

Dave purchased the Weatherspoons from Mark after Mark was no longer able to operate the pub. However, after a few months of ownership, he decided to re-brand it and convert it into an 80s themed bar. He currently has 11 children with his wife Shabbatha.